Kiss me, and I'll cut your fucking tongue out





youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.


canvas-skin:

can’t believe how far this kid has come. proud.

canvas-skin:

can’t believe how far this kid has come. proud.



“My mother’s values are good because she’s a good woman — probably the closest thing I know to a perfect human being. I guess I’m biased.”

posted 3 days ago via colfr · © charlene-kaye with 3,175 notes

klartie:

i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 

klartie:

i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 


dampsandwich:

i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby



Oh my god
Someone help I can’t breathe.
This happened.

Oh my god
Someone help I can’t breathe.
This happened.

posted 3 days ago

posted 4 days ago via slayerkitty · © scaje with 486 notes


notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

notahoe:

my type of public transportation